Listen up, cadets. You want to be part of my elite commando team? Then you've got to dual-wield my great-great-grand pappy's shotguns. Never mind that the recoil will rip your arm off, and don't worry that you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn aiming with one hand. Just charge at the enemy and shoot until all that's left is blood and brains! Trust me, it'll work!
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